Bootleg Bougie – Vol. 3The Coffee Scrub That Turned Our Elbows Into Baby Dolphins

Coffee scrub!

You’ve heard of “smooth as butter.”  But have you ever experienced smooth as a dolphin?  Because this scrub will take your crusty knees and sandpaper elbows and transform them into the stuff of mermaid dreams!

And the best part?  It’s basically made of trash.
That’s right, your leftover morning coffee grounds are about to become your new spa-day staple.



🌟 DIY Coffee Scrub Recipe

What You’ll Need:

½ cup used coffee grounds (dry them out if they’re really wet)

¼ cup sugar (white or brown, we’re not judging)

¼ cup oil (coconut, olive, avocado—whatever’s on hand)

Optional: a few drops of vanilla or chamomile essential oil


How To Use:

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.


2. Hop in the shower.  Scrub in gentle circles over rough skin areas.


3. Rinse and pat dry.  Admire your baby dolphin limbs.


4. Store leftovers in a sealed jar for up to a week.



💡 Why This Works:

Coffee exfoliates + may help circulation

Sugar polishes dead skin cells

Oil locks in moisture so you’re glowy, not ashy

Vanilla makes you smell like a walking latte



☕ Bonus hack: Keep a jar of this by the kitchen sink to de-stink garlic hands and soften them after doing dishes.



📅 Coming Up in Vol. 4:
“The Baking Soda Secret That Changed Our Armpits Forever”
Spoiler: You won’t need that $14 “natural” deodorant anymore!

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