Bootleg Bougie – Vol. 7 The Fridge Facial: 3-Ingredient Masks From Stuff You Forgot You Bought

You could drop $80 on a clay mask with French branding and microscopic flecks of gold…
Or.
You could walk to your fridge, grab a mushy avocado and a spoonful of honey, and glow like a glazed goddess for free ninety-nine!

Because skincare doesn’t have to be complicated, it just has to be edible.

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🥒 Fridge Facial Recipes That Slap

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1. The Glow-Up Mask (Dry or Dull Skin)

½ ripe avocado

1 tbsp honey

1 tsp olive oil


Mash it up, slather on, chill for 15 minutes, and rinse with lukewarm water.  Your skin will feel like velvet and smell like brunch! 🍯

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2. The Clear Skin Smoothie (Oily or Acne-Prone)

2 tbsp plain yogurt

1 tsp turmeric

1 tsp honey


Apply with a brush or your fingers (watch out for turmeric stains!)
Leave on for 10–15 min, then rinse.  Goodbye breakouts, hello brightness! ☀️

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3. The Depuffer (Tired or Puffy Skin)

1 tbsp chilled brewed green tea

1 tbsp aloe vera gel

1 tbsp cucumber puree


Refrigerate before applying.  Use under eyes or all over face.
Crisp, cool, and better than coffee! ☕

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🧖‍♀️ Tips from the Bougie Kitchen Spa:

Always patch test first (some fruit acids are sneaky!)

Wear a towel turban for ✨aesthetic✨

Snap a selfie with banana on your nose, you know you want to

If your toddler licks your face, it’s fine.  Everything’s technically food-safe. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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📅 Next Up in Vol. 8:
“The Lazy Girl’s Hair Mask That Works While You Nap”
Spoiler: You’ll wake up feeling like a shampoo commercial!