Bootleg Bougie – Vol. 8 The Lazy Girl’s Hair Mask That Works While You Nap

What if I told you your best hair day starts with a greasy bun and a blanket?
That you could deep-condition like a queen, without standing around in the shower looking like a wilted salad?
Welcome to the Lazy Girl’s Hair Mask.  No heat caps, no weird smells, no effort.  Just results.

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🧴 The Sleepytime Hair Rehab Recipe

You’ll Need:

2 tbsp coconut oil (or olive oil for lighter moisture)

1 tsp honey

Optional: a few drops rosemary, lavender, or ylang-ylang essential oil

To Use:

1. Mix ingredients and apply to dry hair, focus on ends and mid-lengths.

2. Twist it into a bun or braid.

3. Cover with a towel, shower cap, or old pillowcase.

4. Sleep.  Dream.  Wake up fabulous!

5. In the morning, wash out with shampoo (may take 2 rinses).

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💡 Why It Works:

Coconut oil repairs and nourishes dry strands

Honey locks in moisture and adds shine

Essential oils = scalp circulation + heavenly hair vibes

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⚠️ Lazy Girl Warning:
Don’t overdo it on the roots unless you’re cool with full-blown noodlehead.  Keep it mid-shaft and down for best results.

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📆 Coming up in Vol. 9: “Homemade Perfume That Smells Like a Whole Personality”🌺👃